{"id":2128,"date":"2026-02-12T09:49:26","date_gmt":"2026-02-12T09:49:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bfame.co.uk\/?p=2128"},"modified":"2026-03-16T09:08:55","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T09:08:55","slug":"a-kick-in-the-baubles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bfame.co.uk\/index.php\/2026\/02\/12\/a-kick-in-the-baubles\/","title":{"rendered":"A Kick in the Baubles\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>By&nbsp;Gordon Steel.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Director:&nbsp;Maureen George.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Another peaceful Christmas in the home of Frank and Jean.&nbsp;&nbsp;But peaceful it certainly is not.&nbsp;Frank hates Christmas and he&nbsp;lets&nbsp;us know it.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One thing Sutton Arts always does superbly is set design.&nbsp;&nbsp;The main set was the living room but there was a very clever cutaway wall showing us the&nbsp;kitchen,&nbsp;so we were able to see action in both rooms at the same time.&nbsp;The&nbsp;living room&nbsp;was beautifully done and&nbsp;absolutely believable&nbsp;with its Christmas decorations, snow&nbsp;globes&nbsp;and Christmas tree.&nbsp;&nbsp;The d\u00e9cor was very&nbsp;appropriate.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Frank, played beautifully by Andy Jones, constantly broke the 4<sup>th<\/sup>&nbsp;wall&nbsp;to keep the audience&nbsp;informed of his views.&nbsp;&nbsp;This worked&nbsp;really well.&nbsp;&nbsp;Frank was&nbsp;wonderfully grumpy.&nbsp;&nbsp;His wife Jean,&nbsp;played by&nbsp;Joanne James,&nbsp;was excellent.&nbsp;&nbsp;She was very naturalistic,&nbsp;very believable, and they worked well together.&nbsp;&nbsp;I loved the contrast between them.&nbsp;&nbsp;She was&nbsp;excited for the festive&nbsp;season&nbsp;and he was very \u2018bah humbug\u2019.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The audience loved the running gag with the Frosty the&nbsp;Snowman figure.&nbsp;&nbsp;It constantly started playing at the most inopportune moments&nbsp;and, no matter how hard he tried, Frank&nbsp;couldn\u2019t&nbsp;turn it off, but Jean could control it&nbsp;with ease.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If Frank was&nbsp;slightly Victor Meldrew, Doreen, Jean\u2019s sister, was very Hyacinth Bucket.&nbsp;&nbsp;She was played to perfection by Lynette Coffey.&nbsp;&nbsp;Doreen was quite convinced she was a cut above everyone else.&nbsp;&nbsp;She constantly made little digs about Jean\u2019s&nbsp;\u2018small\u2019 house&nbsp;and her artificial&nbsp;tree, and&nbsp;talked about&nbsp;her&nbsp;new villa in Spain.&nbsp;&nbsp;Coffey&nbsp;played the slide into drunkenness perfectly&nbsp;and I loved it when she slid off the arm of the settee.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doreen\u2019s husband, Harry,&nbsp;played by Phil Shaw, is a self-employed&nbsp;businessman.&nbsp;&nbsp;He calls&nbsp;himself&nbsp;\u2018Tiger\u2019&nbsp;and has \u2018Sex Bomb\u2019 as his ring tone.&nbsp;&nbsp;He\u2019s&nbsp;all hands&nbsp;and&nbsp;thinks&nbsp;he\u2019s&nbsp;something special.&nbsp;&nbsp;Despite&nbsp;their&nbsp;fa\u00e7ade,&nbsp;we soon find things&nbsp;aren\u2019t&nbsp;all they seem for the&nbsp;pair,&nbsp;and&nbsp;I&nbsp;rather enjoyed&nbsp;Doreen\u2019s comeuppance when Harry gave her a few home truths&nbsp;later in the play.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doreen and Harry\u2019s&nbsp;daughter, Alex (Sophia Firkins)&nbsp;was played beautifully as a&nbsp;very over the top, \u2018modern vegan\u2019&nbsp;\u2013 which means she eats meat!&nbsp;&nbsp;She\u2019s&nbsp;got a very whiny tone to her voice&nbsp;and a vacant air about her.&nbsp;&nbsp;Frank\u2019s&nbsp;glee when she says she&nbsp;can\u2019t&nbsp;stay is palpable.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The neighbours, Gary (Dan Holyhead) and Julie&nbsp;(Bexs&nbsp;Perry) are an absolute delight.&nbsp;&nbsp;Gary knows everything there is to know about Queen&nbsp;and he has a song for every occasion, which he belts out at the worst possible moments.&nbsp;&nbsp;He\u2019s&nbsp;very&nbsp;coarse but just wants everyone&nbsp;to have&nbsp;fun&nbsp; with&nbsp;his new karaoke machine.&nbsp;&nbsp;Julie\u2019s had new boobs for Christmas and&nbsp;wants everyone to admire them.&nbsp;&nbsp;She and Gary go upstairs at one point&nbsp;where the&nbsp;Christmas&nbsp;spirit&nbsp;gets the better of them&nbsp;and they get on with trying to start&nbsp;a family, with sound effects to match!&nbsp;&nbsp;The looks of horror on the faces of those downstairs&nbsp;were wonderful.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There\u2019s&nbsp;a thread of sadness throughout for Jean, whose daughter Milly walked out some time&nbsp;previously.&nbsp;&nbsp;Little does she know Frank has been in touch and smoothed things over somewhat.&nbsp;&nbsp;Millie turns up&nbsp;with a boyfriend and a little secret.&nbsp;&nbsp;Milly is played to perfection by Tilde&nbsp;Porter&nbsp;and, at this point, the raucous comedy drops and we get a nice little family&nbsp;reunion.&nbsp;&nbsp;Milly\u2019s boyfriend, Darren&nbsp;is gloriously&nbsp;awkward and this&nbsp;is portrayed very ably&nbsp;by Daniel Charlton.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Costumes were great.&nbsp;&nbsp;Music was, as always with Sutton Arts, perfect, and&nbsp;sound and lighting&nbsp;couldn\u2019t&nbsp;have been better.&nbsp;&nbsp;Direction was spot on.&nbsp;&nbsp;This was Maureen George\u2019s&nbsp;directing debut at Sutton Arts, although&nbsp;she\u2019s&nbsp;directed elsewhere many times.&nbsp;&nbsp;She did a wonderful job&nbsp;and&nbsp;I\u2019m&nbsp;sure this&nbsp;won\u2019t&nbsp;be the last&nbsp;we\u2019ll&nbsp;see of her.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The whole play was very funny from the start.&nbsp;&nbsp;It descended into farce in the middle and became quite moving toward the end.&nbsp;&nbsp;It was very well done throughout and I enjoyed it immensely.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thank you, Sutton Arts.&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, if&nbsp;you\u2019ll&nbsp;excuse me,&nbsp;I\u2019m&nbsp;going to have a&nbsp;Greek salad with some of that lovely fetish cheese.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Reviewed by &#8211; 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